Thanks For Being Less Of A Dick Than My Real Dad. 11oz 15oz Mug
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About this mug
Some stepdads earned the title the hard way, and this White Coffee Mug thanks them with blunt, funny honesty: 'Thanks For Being Less Of A Dick Than My Real Dad.' It's crude in the best way — the kind of inside-joke gift that says 'you actually showed up' under the punchline.
It's a standout Father's Day, birthday, or just-because gift from a stepkid, an adult child, or anyone whose bonus dad outclassed the original. The humor breaks the ice so the real sentiment — gratitude — gets through without anyone getting sappy.
The mug is ceramic in clean white, available in 11oz and 15oz for a serious morning cup. It's built for everyday use, so the joke shows up on his desk or kitchen counter long after the wrapping's gone.
Frequently asked
The questions we get most about this mug.
Is this gift too crude?
It's deliberately blunt — that's the joke — but the sentiment underneath is genuine gratitude. It's best for a stepdad or bonus dad with a good sense of humor.
What sizes does it come in?
11oz and 15oz white ceramic, both with the quote printed on the front. The 15oz is the bigger morning-coffee option.
Who usually gives this?
Stepkids and adult children giving it to a stepdad or bonus dad, most often for Father's Day or a birthday.
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